POLITICAL SUICIDE

It now seems confirmed that PNP is determined to successfully complete a kamikaze mission.

LIZZIE’S BOYFRIEND

In the wee hours of March 24, 2021, two days before her birthday, the Old Ball and Chain received a phone call that broke our hearts.

Initially it was Liz on the phone.

POLITICS MORE IMPORTANT THAN RULE OF LAW

The critical concern from the recent Coopers Pen debacle is the rule of law is endangered by politics.

PERPETUAL DROUGHT; NO SOLUTIONS

Another year; another drought!

Another summer another set of water restrictions and lock-offs

THE SCHOOLYARD BULLY GETS HIS WAY (AGAIN)

So, as a result of Government’s habitual strategy of negotiating with USA while on its knees, we’ve agreed to become USA’s deportee dumpster.

THE REAL SCANDAL

So, leaked internal e-mails revealing CCJ Judges’ complaints about the President’s administrative leadership style created a regional ruckus.

FESTIVAL IS UNITY

In the midst of Jamaica’s 64^th independence celebrations my distress is that the iconic Festival Song contest has become a snooze fest.

ARE WE EMANCIPATED?

So, what else has been happening behind my back since I was missing in action presumed dead?

Muddled, linear, non-emancipated thinking was rampant.

THE ESSENCE OF CHOICE

Since Naughty News Network (NNN) publicly speculated that Rasta MP would challenge Bark Balding for Promises Not Performance (PNP) leadership, our favourite Fantasyland Apocrypha has been abuzz.

“DEAD LIKE A DAWG…..”

Playing Gene Autry’s House Rules, the dilemma always arose whether to pose “bareback” double-six.

At Gene’s game, double-six posed the first game. Afterwards, the holder of double-six posed whatever.